wait a second the iceland song was about an egg on a leaf?
I don’t fucking get it why what
oh great now free booze
*casually buys plane ticket to europe*
ok you europeans wtf is up with the glass box?
Do you hear that
thats the sound of the UK getting zero points
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
what this american call tell from the eurovision on my dash
and that’s about it
and a new genre was created
ghost opera vampire dubstep
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”